How to reply humorously when a girl says she is on her period

How do you reply when a girl says "I'm here, auntie"? When many veterans encounter this situation, the straight male gene is activated. "Drink more hot water" seems to be engraved in the DNA. Even if a girl wants to talk to you, she can't speak.

The girl said "I am an aunt", and then the idiot replied "Oh". These three sentences reflect high emotional intelligence!

"Honey, I'm asking for leave. You lie in bed waiting for me while I go to the supermarket to buy brown sugar."

"My dear, you have a good rest and don't worry about doing housework, especially don't touch "Cold water, let me wash clothes and dishes"

"Honey, are the towels for aunt enough? If not, I will buy you spare parts so that you don't need them tonight."

Dang. When a girl tells you "I'm here to see your aunt", she is actually showing weakness to you and hoping to get your comfort. Such a great opportunity, as long as you answer the question well, you can go on a date with her, and you can say, "Too bad, here's something good for you to see," and then send her a picture of her eating ice cream. I think you can turn her on immediately. When she complains that you are deliberately greedy for her, promise to take her to dinner later, and you can easily get the invitation!

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